Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Ten Most Stupid Things on TV Today

10 The Ramon Bautista Show on MTV. It's corny, it's non-sense and it's stupid. The host, who's name ain't funny and catchy either, is an eye-sore.

9 Jericho Rosales as Ellay Enchanted. Has Echo hit rock bottom? After the forgettable Panday series on TV and the big flop of a movie called Pacquiao, not to mention his delusion of making it as a rock star, Jericho staged a comeback as the hilarious yet freaky gender bender.

8 Philippines Next Top Model. A complete waste of money for those who bought the franchise and picked Ruffa Gutierrez to helm the local version of the show. Very silly move.

7 Asia Agcaoili, Host of PBB on Studio 23. This girl gives me the creeps. She's weird. Her voice really sounds annoying. And what's the point of another PBB show? Talk about redundancy. A total waste of timeslot!

6 Meteor Garden again! The two seasons of this phenomenal Taiwanese series were shown in ABS-CBN before. Then, they did reruns in the pre-noontime slot. Then, they replayed it again on Cinema One. Finally, they showed it again in the late afternoon timeslot. Had enough? Wait 'til you hear this. It's GMA's turn to show the same shows. Aaaaaargh! Shoot me, please!

5 Rounin. It sucks more and more in each passing day. This show had a lot of promise and potential.

4 Movies turned teleserye. Is this a testimonial that there are no more brilliant writers in the industry? Can't anyone come up with original ideas?

3 Raymond Gutierrez pretending to be straight on Philippine TV. If you watch him closely every Sunday afternoon on Showbiz Central, if you look very closely at every flicker of the hand, pursing of the lips and raising of the brows, you'd know what I mean.

2 Edu Manzano dancing on Game KNB? For a man in his fifties, he looks like a retard every time he indulges his urge to groove. It's enough to ruin your lunch!

1 Housemate Nel wearing a bathing suit. Bad enough that he still remains firm that he's straight. I guess the blame should really be on Big Brother for his stupid and sick idea to have Nel wear a woman's swim suit whenever he's on the pool. It's enough to give you nightmares!

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